I did a cartwheel today. It was on my snowboard too, which was really cool. I even did it without my hands, landing first on my head, than my back, bounced for about 10 feet, landed again on my back, flipped over again onto my face, rolled for a ways, and then promptly realized that I could no longer breathe.
Really. Or move. I couldn't move for a good 30 seconds at least. It felt like forever. My hat / goggles were about 20 feet up the hill, my glasses were 10 feet down it.
And, thanks to my intrepid acrobatics, I now have a lump the size of a grapefruit on my back. It hurts. Like. A. MOTHER. FUCKER.
Sitting hurts. Standing hurts. Lying down only kind of hurts.
It was still worth it though, in a small, sick way.
Miss Any?
Alright, we're gonna give this a shot
January 02, 2005
Let's see how badly I failed these last year
December 31, 2004
Okay, so its trendy
December 28, 2004
Its just like that asshole, Joe fucking Lieberman. Annoying and rather pointless.
December 27, 2004
Is this a typical Christmas?
December 26, 2004