Seriously. Look at it. And guess where I am.
My girlfriend's house, on her laptop, writing in this diary that she doesn't know I have. This, my friends, is fucked up. And do you want to know why I'm writing this right now, when the last thing I should be doing is touching a keyboard?
Because, although I haven't seen her for the past two weeks due to her hectic life and her busy schedule, she fell asleep. And was too tired. Seriously - I haven't slept over here in two weeks, let alone get any action. Action? I get all my action anymore from pr0n and a bottle of Jergens. Honestly, this feels different from being single in only one way: I'm disapointed more often.
I can't wait, honestly, until we're broken up. Why? Because I at least know where and what is going to be happening every night, instead of this inane bullshit.
Miss Any?
Alright, we're gonna give this a shot
January 02, 2005
Let's see how badly I failed these last year
December 31, 2004
Okay, so its trendy
December 28, 2004
Its just like that asshole, Joe fucking Lieberman. Annoying and rather pointless.
December 27, 2004
Is this a typical Christmas?
December 26, 2004