Comedy Central has a new show their pushing, Drawn Together - and while I wasn't impressed by the previews, and at times the show was reaching, it was pretty fuckin hysterical as well. Best part, however, wasn't the obvious lesbian fights, or the pig shitting and pissing on everything, or even the homotastic elf saying memorable lines like "You could cut the tension with a +6 sword" (although I did die on that one).
The best scene, the best character so far, is Ling-Ling, a pokemonesque critter who no one understands. Their loss. His subtitles usually include things like "Fight me so I can kill you", etc. He finally gets Toot (the 20's fat slut who looks remarkably like Betty Boop) to say his name 3 times. The ensuing devouring was classic. If you've ever had to watch those shitty cutsey pokemon fuckin cartoons, that scene made it all worthwhile.
Yeah.
Miss Any?
Alright, we're gonna give this a shot
January 02, 2005
Let's see how badly I failed these last year
December 31, 2004
Okay, so its trendy
December 28, 2004
Its just like that asshole, Joe fucking Lieberman. Annoying and rather pointless.
December 27, 2004
Is this a typical Christmas?
December 26, 2004