Took the unntelligence (ha) test on The Spark. Kinda thought the result was funny:
The results are in! You are...
78% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence (High)
Sense of Humor (Nonexistant)
Violent Tendencies (Medium-high)
Bravery (Medium-high)
Observational Skills (High)
Morality (Nonexistant)
Self-Confidence (Medium-high)
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:
" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large change the subject will end up in prison!
The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.
Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a arrogant and inflated self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
Okay, so I'll inevitably get caught and end up in prison. Before I go however, I'll kill every last mother fucking one of you. And your dog.
Miss Any?
Alright, we're gonna give this a shot
January 02, 2005
Let's see how badly I failed these last year
December 31, 2004
Okay, so its trendy
December 28, 2004
Its just like that asshole, Joe fucking Lieberman. Annoying and rather pointless.
December 27, 2004
Is this a typical Christmas?
December 26, 2004