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Alright, we're gonna give this a shot
January 02, 2005

Let's see how badly I failed these last year
December 31, 2004

Okay, so its trendy
December 28, 2004

Its just like that asshole, Joe fucking Lieberman. Annoying and rather pointless.
December 27, 2004

Is this a typical Christmas?
December 26, 2004

Holy Shit, Hallelujah, we're at the threshold of Hell and I'm standing next to the devil incarnate
December 25, 2004

Why in the name of all that is good and holy am I fucking bothering with this lame ass shit.
December 15, 2004

I may not last long, but I'll kill every last mother fucker before I go
December 08, 2004

Silver Bullet All the Way
December 05, 2004

Recommendation
December 04, 2004

Why does this keep happening
December 03, 2004

As promised, some crap no one will ever read
November 28, 2004

I seriously want to know how two female assassins can kill scores of armed assailents in mini-skirts.
November 23, 2004

Gary
November 19, 2004

ABITA!
November 17, 2004

Hm.
November 16, 2004

You know what? Fuck sunshine. Fuck it in its stupid ass.
November 12, 2004

Alright, I'm gonna admit it.
November 09, 2004

The N3rd T3st
November 05, 2004

Whoo Boy
November 03, 2004

All I wanted, AGAIN, was a mother fucking cup of coffee
November 01, 2004

Oh my aching stomach
October 31, 2004

What is that funky aroma?
October 30, 2004

Jay & Jane
October 28, 2004

Temptation
October 27, 2004

Me having fun. Seriously. I do this kinda shit all the time. Boredom fokes, boredom.
October 19, 2004

Its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
October 18, 2004

Thank-you Friedman
October 17, 2004

Greatest Thing Ever
October 15, 2004

A swift kick to the head
October 14, 2004

It is another form of masturbation, but I really don't care
October 12, 2004

Jon Stewart was right
October 10, 2004

Rock out
October 09, 2004

Breakin this thing down for ya
October 05, 2004

One hella primal scream
October 04, 2004

Whoopidee dee, its an update
September 30, 2004

Blurgh.
September 09, 2004

We're all a little crazy here
September 05, 2004

Wiiinnngggmaaaaaaannnnnn
August 28, 2004

M is for...
August 22, 2004

Brookeepoo
July 06, 2004

I am Stuey, here me roar
June 30, 2004

Oppression
June 28, 2004

OMFG
June 18, 2004

Aw
June 14, 2004

And now for something a little lighter
June 12, 2004

Impending Doom
June 04, 2004

It's a nice day / People leave their houses / Just for a short while
June 01, 2004

/sigh
May 25, 2004

If I could I'd claw my eyes out right now just for fun
May 23, 2004

All I wanted was my mother fucking cup of coffee you adolescent nightmare of an excuse for a human being
May 21, 2004

The Realities of Overconsumption - A (minor) Kritik of the Los Angeles Lifestyle
May 18, 2004

Stranger in a Strange Land
May 17, 2004

Hooray for predictability!
May 12, 2004

Now this is going to be odd
May 11, 2004

My anus is bleeding!
May 10, 2004

Okay, so I'm supposed to be smart now, right?
May 07, 2004

More than I can take
May 05, 2004

Matt Darey's 12 inch mix
April 27, 2004

Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology
April 18, 2004

Halcyon
April 11, 2004

I'm whiny
April 09, 2004

Look at the time
April 06, 2004

I'm alive
March 28, 2004

Owch. I repeat - OWCH.
March 13, 2004

Ain't nothin goin on but history
March 10, 2004

Someone hit me over the head with a baseball bat because this shit is getting retarded.
March 09, 2004

Okay, so I was a bit premature
March 08, 2004

Girlfriends
March 08, 2004

A letter to my dad
March 05, 2004

This is SO not good
March 03, 2004

That ain't no heaven scent
March 02, 2004

Here's a short update
February 23, 2004

Saturday Night baby
February 07, 2004

Never.
February 06, 2004

PICTURES!!!
February 05, 2004

Winter Carny - Day 1
February 04, 2004

A general happy malaise
February 02, 2004

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
January 31, 2004

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
January 25, 2004

Whisper
January 23, 2004

OMFG WTF newb STFU B4 I train U lol U git PwNd
January 10, 2004

Like this is a fucking surprise
January 09, 2004

Se...ungh...shit...hold on a sec....SEX!!!
January 06, 2004

WHOOO rah.
January 04, 2004

A few resolutions
January 01, 2004


Even older entries:

Another a year of craziness. [March 2003 - December 2003]

Over a Year of Shit [January 2002 - January 2003]

A Short Grouping of Craptacular Entries [November / December 2001]

Hey, Some of These Are Kinda Funny [September / October 2001]

More Summer Break, Followed by More School [August 2001]

Mostly My First Summer Break [June / July 2001]

Weeee, I'm in College Now [April / May 2001]

More Bitching [March 2001]

The First, Whiny Entries [February 2001]

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